Laura Bassett Has Gone Meta

I brought it on myself. I was warned -- and I even posted that warning here on the blog. I stalled -- I made promises of future posts to come. I thought a pic of Bill’s sweet-ass mustache would be enough to sate her, but it seems posting a shot of someone else’s accomplishment does not make it MY accomplishment. Therefore -- I have been put on notice:

http://updateyourdamnblog.blogspot.com/

I am glad that Judy is being made an example of alongside me -- it’s nice to know I’m not the only one derelict in my posting duties. She does fare much better than me in the picture department -- I am apparently displaying my dual mutant powers of looking like a duck and lighting beer on fire to impress Pete Fritz.

A few words about Webmistress Bassett: I met her on a rooftop on a 4th of July (whoa -- that totally sounded like a Paul Simon lyric) and we’ve been buddies ever since. She’s the best person to get drunk with in the first 45 minutes of a party. She’s a founding partner of Thinking Caps, Brooklyn’s premiere writing/dinner salon. We may or may not have made out at a showing of “Good Night and Good Luck.” I think she should write a play. And, yes, her work is Microsoft Paint IS that good (she didn’t just cut-and-paste that “Last Supper”).

Laura’s admonishment has been noted. I promise to update my damn blog.