Are We Clear?

As some of you may know I have a huge fascination with Scientology. Not so much in an “I want to join it” way, but more in an “I can’t believe anybody, even complete f—ing morons, would swallow this crap” way. Rolling Stone has published a HUGE article on the “religion” in their new issue, and it’s up on their website. It’s really fascinating, even more so because “church” officials actually agreed to be interviewed for it. They conduct themselves with as much dignity as Tom Cruise did on that couch:

Xenu commands you!